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What’s the weirdest food combination you’ve ever tried that actually tasted good?
What I think is perfect others find weird (no clue why!) I enjoy dipping pizza in ranch or chocolate pudding. I like baking cookies using mayo, they are known as mayo cookies, make for great sugar cookies. I don't like soda but if I do drink it, I like taking coca-cola putting it in the microwave to warm it, then I drink it warm/hot. What we can conclude is everyone else is weird (kidding) and my combinations are normal.

if you were a chain resturant, which one would you be and why?
I don't think I'd pick a current option out there, not really a chain restaurant type of person I enjoy family owned or smaller establishments more (small business supporter). There is a salad to go place near (ish) to me, I've never been but the l on the sign is a carrot, and I like that. If I were to make a chain restaurant, it'd probably consist of a place where introverts could enjoy a nice meal, just a little cubicle, where you don't interact and there is subtle noise as if people are talking and you are just eavesdropping on conversation.

If Johnny has 5 cupcakes and throws them out the window of a speeding car, what is the speed of light measured through the color-coded fruits of the alphabet??
The answer is Cucumber because I ate the cupcakes thus making me the speed of light, as my name starts with C and my name is green based off the color-coded fruits it is cucumber as a cucumber is botanically a fruit.

On a scale of 2 to 2, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?
Using the answer above as it seems to be the same system, cucumber!

If a tomato is an orange why is the moon pink?
Because you are wearing tinted sunglasses, take them off.

Do you eat watermelon with or without the crust?
...neither, I don't like watermelon. I used to grow them and feed them to deer and they never ate the crust

If I walk to school and the world is on fire, how many pancakes an I fit into February??
Why are you walking go back in?? I guess it depends on your schedule?? If you have no plans that's 2.419e+9 pancakes. If you have plans, less than that, but better start baking now!

Do you want a raw onion?
Is it a red one? yes. Yellow and white can just be used as a weapon against a monster.

Are oranges named oranges cuz oranges are orange or is orange named orange cuz oranges are orange???
Pretty sure the fruit came first before the color (someone can fact check that)

If a bald chicken runs at 90 miles an hour above Saturn, and the sun falls on his head, how many times would he sneeze?
None, chickens aren't allergic to the sun.

Do cosmic brownies contain star power?
YES. Go eat one, and become out of this world!